There has been alot of talk lately about taxing things like soft drinks, beer, junk food, etc… Things that can have a negative impact on your health. Lots of people up in arms about all of this tax talk. Doesn’t the government take enough of our money already? I say lets put an end to taxes and while we are at it… lets end all the wasteful government spending that gets done with those tax dollars… Here are a few things I can think of off the top of my head…

Lets completely do away with the education system. Who needs an education anyway… all that money that could be saved by not teaching our kids could cut our taxes immensely.

From now on we should fix the road in front of our own houses and wherever we drive. To hell with letting the local and state governments do it. We should do it ourselves. Imagine the tax dollars that could be saved if we just do it ourselves.

Police? Fuck the police! Buy a gun and take it with you wherever you go. You can be your own protection. Provide your own forensics to investigate crimes and all the other wasteful things those cops do. We don’t need em anymore. That should save us billions.

Military? Fuck em. You have a gun now since there are no police, so you can be part of the new militia. Lets hope no bad guys attack with planes, boats and better weapons. But, just imagine the savings….

The CDC. We don’t need no stinking CDC.. especially with all these recent outbreaks of new flu’s and the near pandemic of swine flu. What the hell do we need these guys trying to research a vaccine for the swine flu and keep people up to date on the spread of the disease? Screw that. disband the CDC and let us take our chances with the virus. Maybe this pandemic will only kill 5% of the world population… then again.. maybe it will take 50% since there will be no one working to stop it.

And speaking of research. To hell with all this government money that goes to research and development projects.. I mean christ.. Who uses things like the internet anyway?

Come to think of it.. theres one more thing that we need to put an end to… All the fucking whining people are doing! Shut the fuck up and pay the extra 3 cents on your bottle of coke or the extra $2 on your case of beer. There is a big difference between the taxes being imposed by our government and the taxes that were imposed on the colonists more than 200 years ago that caused the real tea party followed by a revolution. The difference is that we are seeing something as a result of our taxes paid. ALL OF US! What the fuck every happened to ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country?

During the last election, Phil Graham said that we are a nation of whiners. While I disagree with the principles behind why he made the statement and believe that Phil Graham is a scamming motherfucker that should spend the rest of his days in prison for the legislation he helped to pass which in turn led to the economic issues we are facing today. He was right in the sense that we truly have become a nation of whiners. Everyone wants something from the government, yet no one wants to contribute. It’s getting old. Shut the fuck up, stop the whining, get off your ass and do something about it. If you don’t want to pay the taxes anymore, then find a better solution and run for office.