So since 9-11 I’ve been a huge conspiracy buff. Up until that point, I never really paid much attention to what the US gov’t was up to. I was much younger and was busy living my life. I just plain didn’t care what was going on unless it impacted me personally.

After 9-11, there were a ton of videos showing mysterious explosions, debunking the offical reports on what actually happened.. and quite frankly, there was so much about that day that didn’t and still doesn’t add up that I still don’t know if I should believe what we were told. It’s just this huge clusterfuck that makes little to no sense and points to a lot of government involvement, or just plain negligence.

That’s not what this post is about tho. It’s just what got me started visting websites like infowars and prison planet. Watching videos about Fema camps and Plastic coffins. It was the beginning of a long, dark period in my life where I was convinced that rich, powerful people were looking to control us, enslave us and basically kill us.

Lately, it’s all been bordering on insanity. The republicans lost the last election and since then they’ve seized on every crazy conspiracy theory and they’ve convinced their base that it’s all true.

President Obama isn’t an american.

The gov’t is building camps to gas and dispose of mass amounts of americans.

Government engineered flu has been released into the population to kill millions of us.

The list goes on and on.

But yesterday I watched a video where Glenn Beck was telling all his viewers not to log into the cars.gov website because there’s some disclaimer, that he didn’t actually show on his program, saying the gov’t will take over your computer, know everything about you, see all your computer files.. especially that huge porn collection you’ve been amassing. Don’t try to hide it. We all know you’ve got one.

Here is a screen cap so you can all see this horrifying disclaimer :

Now.. the best part. That isn’t part of the cars.gov website. It’s for when the dealers log in to process a cash for clunkers vehicle. It’s a standard disclaimer that is put there to ensure they can’t get sued for anything.

With a little internet digging, a few links came up where I saw this exact same disclaimer mentioned. Here’s a forum post from November 11th 2002..

Because I’m a science geek in my spare time, I went here :

http://www.steelforge.com/infoservic…c/periodic.htm

I was innocently reading the entry on Vanadium, when I followed the big underlined link text “Isotopes”.

I ended up on a page for the Los Alamos National Laboratories, with this warning on it :

Notice: This is a Federal computer system and is property of the United States Government. It is for authorized use only. Users (authorized or unauthorized) have no explicit or implicit expectation of privacy.
Any or all uses of this system and all files on the system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized Department of Energy, and law enforcement personnel, as well as authorized officials of other agencies, both domestic and foreign. By using this system, the user consents to such at the discretion of authorized site or Department of Energy personnel.

Unauthorized or improper use of this system may result in administrative disciplinary action and civil and criminal penalties. By continuing to use this system, you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. LOG OFF IMMEDIATELY if you do not agree to the conditions stated in this warning.

So now I’m sure I’ve just added another page to my FBI, CIA, and NSA files.
I’m also curious what’s so special about other Vanadium Isotopes. Time to investigate.

Here are two more gov’t websites showing the exact same disclaimer..

http://www.hps.org/notice.html

http://www.orau.gov/disclaimer.htm

Where was Glenn beck to protect and inform me that foreign governments were checking out my collection of midget porn 7 years ago? Oh that’s right… it didn’t fit his agenda then. What agenda you ask? To discredit the Democratic controlled governement of course.

See, the cash for clunkers program burned through $1 billion in less than a week. That’s a hell of a lot of cars being sold. And you know what that means? The car companies might actually start showing a profit again. They can hire more people to build more cars, and the companies that supply them with tires and windshields and carpeting, will also be hiring people to make more products.. then unemployement will go down and the economy will improve and then.. *gasp*.. Obama won’t have failed like Rush Limbaugh and all the other republicans want him to. Once that happens.. Horror of horrors.. Obama might actually get re-elected!!!!! OH NOES!

So why not scare people into thinking that if they go to a website set up to help them trade in their 1988 rusted out pick up truck, for a nice shiny new one for an incredible price, that they will have malware placed on their computers and forever be monitored by a gov’t with nothing better to do than watch you surf for chocolate cake recipes on a saturday afternoon.

I’d like to believe they have better things to do with their time than monitor the average american checking sports scores or wondering if it’s going to rain next tuesday.

So please, the next time you hear Glenn Beck or Alex Jones telling you the end is near… remember that there have always been people who were convinced the world was going to end next week and we were all going to die, yet here we are.

Tags: alex jones, cash for clunkers, conspiracy theories, glenn beck

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